raggedy-angelx:

Finally, a book I can relate to

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grampasimpson:

y’all……. the simpsons predicted a donald trump presidency back in 1999

(via asian)


ptyrx:

sadmomhair:

if your parents bought you a car, don’t ask why i don’t drive yet. if your parents pay for your college, don’t ask why i’m not going to school. if your parents paid for your apartment, don’t tell me i should move out. not everyone gets the handouts that you do.

This. This. This.

I’m one of the people who have gotten a lot in life because of my parents, but I’ve learned a lot of the other side in the last couple years and this is so true

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quadzilla-rising:
“ basedqueensb:
“ Now this is how you sext
”
I CANT BREATHE
”

quadzilla-rising:

basedqueensb:

Now this is how you sext

I CANT BREATHE

(via lookingforafucktogive)


etodderz:

goatmeats:

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

Whoop there it is

(via asian)


narsconcealer:

i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed

(via lookingforafucktogive)


muneebb:

i live for back to school sales like as much as i dislike school when i see packs of 20 different colored pens or sharpies and boxes of brand new mechanical pencils my heart feels this strange sense of happiness and i feel the urge to literally dump entire shelves of school supplies into my shopping cart

(via asian)


magicalrocketships:

I STILL LIKE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE SAD: something that bears repeating. Your intrinsic value as a human isn’t diminished just because you’re depressed. You are worthy of love, even though you feel unloveable. I swear. 

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man

(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via asian)


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